Monday, December 15, 2008

the Hedgehog

last night i was the portrait artist at the "Worst Corporate Holiday Party Ever." It was a truly awful party! i drank free beers all night & ate hot cheetos & had to listen to, like, Bryan Adams & BoysIIMen. but then Ron Jeremy shows up towards the end, after i had been drinking quite heavily. i persuaded him to let me draw his portrait. he was eating the free cookies the entire time, so his mouth might be a little off. also, he kept telling me to make his face thinner & his hair less so. so i did, 'cuz i'm a nice guy. Ron's a pretty nice guy, too, he let me keep it & i'm glad he did! i won't sell it on ebay, Ron, i promise! well, not while you're still alive, anyways. you're a legend & the ladies love you.


Thursday, December 11, 2008


how you like me now? this is for The Vacation's digital release of "Marshmallow Girl" on True